Ø Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
Ø Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Ø Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Ø I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash
Ø A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
Ø Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
Ø Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
Ø You can’t buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it
Ø Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Ø Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
Ø Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
Ø My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
Ø Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ø Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
Ø A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Ø You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
Ø It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Ø Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Ø Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
Ø Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
Ø They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!